适合幽默发朋友圈的句子

　　1、谷雨时节雨儿飘，百花笑，鸟儿叫，小小信息别见笑，心中祝福全送到，祝你谷雨时节，好运天天交，幸福哈哈笑。

　　2、雨轻飞，春和景明心情美；雨儿飘，烦恼忧愁全都消；雨细细，朋友思念不可替；雨漫漫，滋润万物多灿烂。谷雨到，愿你雨中笑，洗去尘埃心情妙！

　　3、献给您无限感激和温馨祝愿，还有那许多回忆和深情思念因为您慈祥无比，难以言表，祝您父亲节快乐！

　　4、潮涨花开快乐生，谷雨日暖忙播种，勤劳聪慧都洒下，开心收获待秋浓，天道酬勤幸福来，有爱的日子暖融融。祝福谷雨平安健康，万事如意。

　　5、谷雨播种忙，欢歌一路扬。谷雨工作顺，万事有好运。谷雨送祝福，烦恼影子无。谷雨开口笑，招手成功到。谷雨快乐哦。

　　6、因为你，有个人一生辛勤，一生简朴，一生操劳，一生可亲，一生伟大，他是你的父亲；值此父亲节之际，祝你父亲天天好。

　　7、There are always many feelings just want to say to you, there are always many blessings hidden in the bottom of my heart, there are always many moving to share with you, there is always a sentence to say to you: Mom and Dad, missing you is not just in the festival.

　　8、开心吗，一打开朋友圈又看见我这个可爱迷人又缠人的小可爱？

　　9、谷雨时节耕作忙，好开篇来好收场。撒种浇水土培上，汗水伴着河水流，心花伴着鲜花香，快乐浸着枝芽伸，幸福装进口袋扛。谷雨快乐。

　　10、I'd like to offer you infinite gratitude and warm wishes, as well as many memories and deep thoughts, because you are so kind and unspeakable, I wish you a happy father's Day!

　　11、Although the sea water is deep, it is not father's love; the land is big, it is not your broad mind; you will never bear any grudges and think for your family; with the cool wind in June, I say to you, happy father's Day!

　　12、别人都在花前月下，只有我在花下个月钱。

　　13、If mother love is the sea, then father love is the mountain; if mother love is the spring, then father love is the summer; if mother love is like the wind, then father love is like fire. Father's Day is coming. Happy father's Day!

　　14、人生那么短，凭什么要因为一场考试的成绩影响了我们的心情。

　　15、Father is a man's most tender name; father's love is a man's most tender heart. Today is father's day. May all the fathers in the world have the happiest mood and enjoy the warmest wishes: happy father's Day!

　　

　　16、Thanks for the summer rain, take away the troubles of the world? Thank you for the memory? Thank your father for making you an indispensable friend in my life. Sunday is father's day. I wish him happiness and health!

　　17、父亲给了我一片蓝天；父亲给我了一方沃土；父亲是我生命里的永恒太阳；父亲是我永远的精神支柱，父亲节，祝父亲永远健康快乐！

　　18、夏日高温不退，生活枯燥无味，革命工作太累，个人身体宝贵，多吃瓜果是对，再烦也要去睡，找个时间聚会，地方不要太贵，祝父亲节快乐！

　　19、Delete yesterday's troubles! Make sure you are happy today! Set up tomorrow's happiness! Store forever love! Paste beautiful mood! Copy the intoxicating scenery! Print your charming smile! Good luck on father's Day!

　　20、风柔雨润月半弯，良辰美景年年盼，幸福生活天天随，冬去春来水如烟，流年一去不复返，人生得意需尽欢，说声珍重道平安，谷雨快乐永相伴！

　　21、爸爸，今天是父亲节，这二十多年来，您为我付出的太多太多，我这辈子都是报答不完的，希望您每天都开开心心，健康平安。

　　22、谷雨养生道，分享请记牢，及时增减衣，不宜穿过紧，早睡早起好，午间补个觉，晨起伸懒腰，舒经活络妙，多吃温阳物，葱姜蒜别少。关怀已送到，安康都围绕！

　　23、勇敢是什么，是我明知道这一顿吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。

　　24、谷雨风敲响屋檐，吟诗伏案念从前，花开时节叠乱绪，心蕊怒放泪无眠，望断天涯相思路，和风细雨爱无边。爱你，睁着惺忪迷蒙的双眼，你好像就在眼前！谷雨快乐！

　　25、人生不过几十年，成败荣辱都在天，是非恩怨莫在意，健康快乐最值钱，自古人间苦无边，看得高远境如仙，轻轻松松每一天，父亲节快乐！

　　26、父亲，坦白讲你有时非常狡猾，有时又非常滑稽可笑，但是我更想说：最令我引以为荣的正是你的幽默风趣！祝父亲节快乐！

　　27、天气冷了，被子感冒了，我总觉得我得留在床上照顾它。

　　28、你肺活量是多少啊，能把牛逼吹得这么大。

　　29、希望你如锦绣山河，万人向往，却属于我。

　　30、谷雨时节，如意春雨，小雨沥沥快乐来，中雨涮涮幸福随，大雨源源财富缠，还有暴雨卷着好运来，祝你谷雨快乐，幸福安康！