1、这世间，真心本就稀缺，更该俭省。
2、In this world, sincerity is scarce, even more frugal.
3、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
4、Don't fall in love with me. Hypocrisy. We can get married.
5、怎么把脑子的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，急！
6、How to transfer the money of brain to bank card, online, etc., urgent!
7、衣柜衣服千千万，只有新的最好看。
8、There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, only the new ones are the best to see.
9、自从放了暑假，我就把早餐给戒了。
10、Since the summer vacation, I've given up breakfast.
11、幸好追你的时候你重，跑不动。
12、Fortunately, you are heavy and can't run when chasing you.
13、我喜欢交朋友，但不喜欢供祖宗。
14、I like to make friends, but I don't like to offer sacrifices to my ancestors.
15、世上本没有路，走的人多了，便有了收费站。
16、There is no road in the world. With more people walking, there is a toll station.
17、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。
18、I'm not a customer service person. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.
19、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
20、Two ears don't hear out of the window, read-only ebook.
21、真羡慕你，这么年轻就认识我了。
22、I envy you. I know you so young.
23、收银员说：没零钱了，找你两个塑料袋吧。
24、The cashier said: there's no change. Look for two plastic bags.
25、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。
26、The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.
27、没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。
28、Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone if you have something to do.
29、你要是鲜花，以后牛都不敢拉屎了。
30、If you have flowers, the cows won't dare to shit in the future.
31、我就是巴黎欧莱雅，你值得拥有！
32、I am L'Oreal in Paris. You deserve it!
33、网上买了个剃须刀，胡子没刮完手抖麻了。
34、I bought a razor on the Internet, but my hands are numb after shaving.
35、如果七夕脱单，我赌旺仔。
36、If the Chinese Valentine's Day is off, I'll bet bottles of Wangzai.
37、相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。
38、Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.
39、先学会不生气，再学会气死人。
40、First learn not to be angry, then learn to be angry.
41、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃就有你一个碗刷。
42、Just hang out with me. If you have a bite of me, you will have a bowl brush.
43、我来到你的城市，你却不请我吃顿饭。
44、I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.
45、如果再见不能红着眼，能否让我抽红你的脸。
46、If I can't see you again, can I draw your face red.
47、我这人从不记仇，一般有仇当场就报了。
48、I never remember my revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
49、爱情像鬼，相信的人多，但见到的人少。
50、Love is like a ghost. Many believe, but few see.
51、那些年错过的大雨，这些天全部还给你。
52、All the heavy rain missed in those years will be returned to you these days.
53、你们快走开！危险！我感觉我要萌炸了！
54、Go away! DANGER! I feel like I'm going to explode!
55、缴手机费时，才知道，原来我的话这么值钱。
56、It took me a long time to pay for my mobile phone. It turned out that my words were so valuable.
57、领卷子的时候，就买好打火机。
58、Buy a lighter when you take the paper.
59、蓝精灵对着阿凡达唱：长大后，我就成了你。
60、When I grow up, I will be you.
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