中文式英语句子（中文的英文句式）

英文译中文的幽默短句

1. 英文句子搞笑谐音中文

Room out high people 世外高人

When the moonhas its ownlook up 明月几时有 自己抬头瞅

I am not a casual person,but it is not people casually 我不是随便的人，但随便起来就不是人

Other people's road,let others have no way out. 走别人的路，让别人无路可走

Water to pure have no fish,people are invincible to 水至清则无鱼，人至贱则无敌

Give me a girl,Ican create a nation 给我一个姑娘，我可以创造一个民族

I want to love,butalready late. 我想早恋，但是已经晚了

Money is not a problem,the problem is no money 钱不是问题，问题是没钱

够不够呢 ，，嗯哼？！

2. 幽默的英文句子

【第一条】英文：Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating.中文：考试害了多少个孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会了作弊。

【第二条】英文：For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.中文：对于美女，看两眼就行，转身告诉自己，我老婆比她们都好。【第三条】英文：Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.中文：你有没有发现，那些讨厌你的人，长得都特别丑。

【第四条】英文：Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.中文：自从会玩QQ后，我发现我拼音越来越好了，读书都没这效果。【第五条】英文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

【第六条】英文：I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke！中文：我抽的不是烟，也不是寂寞，是二手烟！【第七条】英文：Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.中文：考试有人靠的是实力，而我靠的是丰富的想象力。【第八条】英文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run.中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。

【第九条】英文：The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.中文：听到老师说又要开始罚钱，我就知道是他工资花完了。【第十条】英文：The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.中文：男人情史丰富那叫风流，女人情史丰富那叫风骚。

【第十一条】英文：One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.中文：一个人快活，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。【第十二条】英文：Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.中文：毛爷爷说，不以结婚为目的的搞对象都是耍流氓。

【第十三条】英文：Brother, you have to face the resolution is good？中文：大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？【第十四条】英文：In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.中文：天上没有白掉的馅饼，倒有白掉的砖头。【第十五条】英文：Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have！中文：理想就像内裤，要有，但不能逢人就去证明你有！【第十六条】英文：More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.中文：再多各自牛逼的时光 也比不上一起傻逼的岁月。

【第十七条】英文：Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.中文：思想有多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。【第十八条】英文：Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.中文：中国人就两大特点：一，不爱说实话；二，不爱听实话。

【第十九条】英文：You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.中文：你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气。【第二十条】英文：Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.中文：女子无才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。

【第二十一条】英文：If you don't like brother talk about conscience, I did not, a few days just donated.中文：你丫别跟哥谈良心，哥没有，上几天刚捐了。【第二十二条】英文：Go go go, don't waste the youth the two words, you are already the beginning of autumn.中文：去去去，别糟蹋青春那两字了，你都已经立秋了。

【第二十三条】英文：Women have two mouths, a mouth is a, a mouth to eat.中文：女人有俩张嘴，一张嘴道是非，一张嘴会吃人。【第二十四条】英文：In fact, the day classes can be short, the computer opening and closing the past.中文：其实，一天班可短暂了，电脑一开一关就过去了。

【第二十五条】英文：You have learned at school all forget, the rest is quality.中文：把你们在学校所学的知识统统忘掉，剩下的7a686964616fe78988e69d8331333361316664就是素质。【第二十六条】英文：Living half are bad luck, the other half is how to handle it.中文：活的一半是倒霉，另一半是如何处理倒霉。

【第二十七条】英文：Life can not cook, all the materials are ready was the pot.中文：人生不能像做菜，把所有的料都准备好才下锅。【第二十八条】英文：First scroll: Live meaningless, the second line of a couplet: Dutch act no courage, horizontal batch: white go back.中文：上联：活着没意义，下联：自杀没勇气，横批：白走一回。

【第二十九条】英文：My principle is: the person does not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, I will get angry！中文：我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生气！【第三十条】英文：After today, do not meet again, I am afraid to wake up every day to beat you many times.中文：过完了今天，就不要再见面，我害怕每天醒来揍你好几遍。【第三十一条】英文：What I want, is shameless. What t。

3. 幽默英语（要中文翻译）小笑话

1:A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you！" 医生懂得多 一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说："我想他伤得很厉害."医生说："我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说："我没死，我还活着."妻子说："安静，医生比你懂得多." 2：英： You can't go without me The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts. "It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him. "But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says. 译： 没有我你们走不了 公共汽车上很拥挤.一位男士想上车，但是没有人给他让路. "喂，让我上车！"那位男士喊道. "车太挤了，你最好坐下一辆"车上的一位乘客对他说. "但是没有我你们走不了.我是司机！"那位男士说道. 3:Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。

这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。

如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” 4:Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”

那小男孩说。 5:Dear white, something you got to know When I was born, I was black.When I grow up, I am blackWhen I'm under the sun, I'm blackWhen I'm cold, I'm blackWhen I'm afraid, I'm black. When I'm sick, I'm black.When I die, I'm still black.you---white people,When you were born, you were pink.When you grow up, you become white.You're red under the sun.You're blue when you're cold.You are yellow when you're afraid.You're green when you're sick.You're gray when you die.And you, call me "color"？ 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。

当我出生时，我是黑色的我长大了，我是黑色的我在阳光下，我是黑色的我寒冷时，我是黑色的我害怕时，我是黑色的我生病了，我是黑色的当我死了，我仍是黑色的。你---白种人，当你出生时，你是粉红色的。

你长大了，变成白色的。你在阳光下，你是红色的。

你寒冷时，你是青色的。你害怕时，你是黄色的。

你生病时，你是绿色的。当你死时，你是灰色的。

而你，却叫我「有色人种」？ 6:Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。

那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” 7:How Many Rabbits? Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Jonathan: Nine, sir. Teacher: Nine? Jonathan: I've got one already, sir. 多少只兔子？ 老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子？ 乔纳森：一共有九只，先生。

老师：九只？ 乔纳森：先生，我本来就有一只。 8:These Are My Jeans After going on a diet,a woman felt 。

4. 英语笑话带翻译

I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。

售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 父亲在哪儿？ 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。

那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too？" 狗也知道这个谚语吗？ 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？” 一 Can we have our teacher back? Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll boy came out of the first room and said, "When can we have our teacher back？" 能让我们的老师回去吗？ 有一次，一位督学去视察一个只有三间教室的学校。

一间教室非常吵闹，因此督学抓住其中一个正在站着说话的人，把他带进另一间教室，并让他站在墙角。五分钟以后，一个小男孩从第一间教室走进来，问道，“您什么时候能让我们的老师回去呢？” 二 Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌？ 一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。

瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。 母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？ 牙科医生：是的。

但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。

5. 英语笑话带翻译

Father:do you know?Today is a great occasion of nation stanza, the anti- day is also successful!

Son:??Great occasion of nation stanza?Is just Chinese?

Father:do you guess a foreign country to have?

Son:this I also don't know, affirming is "the country is disgusted with stanza"!

Father:。。

爸爸：你知道吗？今天是国庆节，抗日也成功啦！

儿子：？？国庆节？只是中国的吗？

爸爸：你猜猜外国有没有？

儿子：这我还不知道，肯定是\"国厌节\"啦！

爸爸：。

6. 急求一则英语幽默笑话,附中文翻译（尽量简短）

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问："主啊， 一百万美元对你意味着多少？"上帝回答："一便士."男子又问："那一百万年呢？"上帝说："一秒钟."最后男子请求道："上帝，我能得到一便士吗？"上帝回答："过一秒钟."

7. 求几个英文幽默段子（要中文翻译,最好是发生在我们身边的事）

I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?"

"Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!"

我刚咬了自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”

英文带中文翻译的唯美句子 好听的英文句子带翻译

有些事，我假装不知道，知道了，只会让自己更加心痛。Some things will make me even more sad.

你说我没有认真的谈过恋爱，那是你不知道我认真的时候输的有多惨。You said I did not seriously fall in love, that is you do not know when I seriously lose how miserable.

我知道有时候爱是拥有，但有时候，爱就是放手，我们只能，隔着大海，静默以对。I know that sometimes love is to have, but sometimes, love is to let go, we can only, across the sea, silent to.

这一生如亘古长夜，遇见你才算破晓。This life is like a long night, only when I meet you is dawn.

有时候，你问的问题，对方一直在闪躲，那就是委婉的告诉你，真实的回答很残忍。Sometimes, you ask questions, the other side has been dodging, that is to tell you tactfully, the real answer is very cruel.

青葱年月里谁不曾疯狂过，年少日记里，泛黄的是执着。Who has never been crazy in the green years, in the diary of young people, the yellow is persistent.

一直忘了告诉你，我有多幸运，遇见的是你。想有一天挽着你的手，去敬各位来宾的酒。I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to take your hand one day and offer you a toast.

凝望夜的清寂，泪眼倚楼频独语，嫣然一笑，素衣如岚，却是此情幽深处。Gazing at the silence of the night, the tearful eyes lean on the floor and speak alone, and smile. The plain clothes are like the haze, but it is the deep feeling.

毕生所求，不过是在他的眼中，能看到我的影子。All he wanted was to see my shadow in his eyes.

轻巧的来了，走的时候，却显得格外沉重。我将永远也无法忘记那阵甜风，是它，入了我的梦。Light to come, walk, but it is particularly heavy. I will never forget that sweet wind, it is it, into my dream.

幸福的英文中文句子

在平时的学习、工作或生活中，大家都对那些朗朗上口的句子很是熟悉吧，借助句子，我们可以更好地表达。那么什么样的句子才更具感染力呢？以下是我收集整理的幸福的英文中文句子，供大家参考借鉴，希望可以帮助到有需要的朋友。

第1条 Willpower is the source of happiness, and happiness comes from self – restraint.

第2条 幸福，是两个人找遍地图上所有想去的地方，然后一起去。

第3条 In choosing a career, the main policy we should follow is the happiness of mankind and the perfection of our own.

第4条 生活中最大的幸福是坚信有人爱我们。

第5条 Happiness, is looking for a warm person, over a lifetime.

第6条 Happiness, is the perfect wisdom, charity, fearless achieve success and win recognition; save and sacrifice.

第7条 Happiness is life, life is happiness.

第8条 如果幸福在于肉体的快感，那麽就应当说，牛找到草料吃的时候是幸福的。

第9条 Happiness depends on fantasy, but happiness depends on reality.

第10条 幸福就是人生，人生就是幸福。

第11条 Happy love and happy family don’t need a matchmaker.

第12条 真正的'幸福只有当你真实地认识到人生的价值时，才能体会到。

第13条 人活在世上，最大的快乐就是能让自己爱的人幸福，幸福的标准是你能满足她的不时之需。

第14条 The most happiness of life is the emotional network we have built all the time.

第15条 Happiness is a feeling, it does not depend on people’s living conditions, but depends on the mentality of the people.

第16条 爱的欢乐寓于爱之中，享受爱情比唤起爱更加令人幸福。

第17条 个人的痛苦与欢乐，必须融合在时代的痛苦与欢乐里。

第18条 意志力是幸福的源泉，幸福来源于自我约束。

第19条 Love resides in the joy of love, love is more than happy to arouse love.

第20条 幸福就是，可以欣赏周围所有的美好并将痕迹留在心里。

第21条 幸福，就是找一个温暖的人，过一辈子。

第22条 People living in the world, the greatest joy is to let oneself love the people happiness, happiness is you can meet her away for a rainy day.

第23条 幸福，是智慧圆满，功成名就；慈善捐助，无畏布施；救人于水火。

第24条 懂得珍惜身边所拥有的一切，这就是人生中最大的幸福。

第25条 The so-called happiness, is a fool to encounter a fool attracted countless people envy and jealousy.

第26条 See you lie in my arms, happy appearance, is the happiness that I want.

第27条 正像我们无权只享受财富而不创造财富一样，我们也无权只享受幸福而不创造幸福。

第28条 To work for the happiness of mankind, this is how magnificent the cause, this purpose is how great!

第29条 我的幸福，就是看着你幸福。

第30条 For most people, how happy they are, how happy they are.

第31条 To see you lying in my arms happy appearance is the happiness I want.

第32条 Happiness is always coming. You need to feel it in your heart.

第33条 安得广厦千万间，大庇天下寒士俱欢颜。

第34条 Happiness is a good life, family harmony.

第35条 把幸福让给别人，等于得到了双倍的幸福。

第36条 看你躺在我怀里，开心的样子，就是我想要的幸福。

第37条 Do you want to be a happy person? I hope you learn to eat hard at first.

第38条 Is happiness what can you eat? If not, why did you lose it will be so sad? Do a simple happiness, happiness can not eat, chowhound, don’t cry to lose it!

第39条 幸福是一种感觉，它不取决于人们的生活状态，而取决于人的心态。

第40条 The pain and joy of a man must be fused with the pain and joy of the times.

第41条 幸福总是在不经意间降临，你需要静静地以一颗平常心去感受。

第42条 My happiness, is looking at your happiness.

第43条 快乐的家庭生活给我带来了无穷的温馨。

第44条 即使自己变成了一撮泥土，只要它是铺在通往真理的大道上，让自己的伙伴们大踏步地冲过去，也是最大的幸福。

第45条 As long as you give me a happy hug every day, this is a day to give me a sense of security.

第46条 对于大多数人来说，他们认定自己有多幸福，就有多幸福。

第47条 Peace of mind happiness than three things: someone to believe you, someone to accompany you, someone waiting for you.

第48条 Man’s life is not so good as people think, it’s not so bad.

第49条 Happy family life brings me endless warmth.

第50条 Walking together is fate, together in the walk is happiness.

优美的英语句子带中文的

推荐回答

1.我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美.

No

matter

the

ending

is

perfect

or

not,

you

cannot

disappear

from

my

world.

2.爱情是一个精心设计的谎言

Love

is

a

carefully

designed

lie.

3.承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞盘旋然后不见

Promises

are

often

like

the

butterfly,

which

disappear

after

beautiful

hover.

4.凋谢是真实的

盛开只是一种过去

Fading

is

true

while

flowering

is

past

5.为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我.

Why

I

have

never

catched

the

happiness?

Whenever

I

want

you

,I

will

be

accompanyed

by

the

memory

of...

6.爱情…在指缝间承诺

指缝….在爱情下交缠.

Love

,promised

between

the

fingers

Finger

rift,twisted

in

the

love

7.如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了

If

you

weeped

for

the

missing

sunset,you

would

miss

all

the

shining

stars

8.感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然

to

feel

the

flame

of

dreaming

and

to

feel

the

moment

of

dancing,when

all

the

romance

is

far

away,the

eternity

is

always

there

5句已被认可的“中式英语表达”

Hiya, this is Jasmine！今天来学5句“中式英语表达”。其实是和咱中文意思能很好的对应上，说多了也被老外认可啦~

1. long time no see 好久不见

【例句】Hey, long time no see!

嘿，好久不见啦。

2.  so far so good

so far到目前为止，so good很好，连起来就是到目前为止，挺好的

【例句】Hey, long time no see! How are you doing?  嘿，好久不见啦。最近如何呀？

Oh, hey, so far so good . 嗨，目前挺好的。

3. no pain no gain

相当于咱们中文的一分耕耘一分收获的意思~也可翻译为不劳不获

4.  believe it or not

这句话表达完整应该是whether you believe it or not, 跟中文里的信不信由你一个意思。

【例句】 Believe it or not , I won the lottery. 500 dollars!

信不信由你，我中了大乐透。5000美元！

5. easy come easy go

来得容易，去得也快，表示没有经过努力的动词，也很容易失去哟

【例句】I lost 5000 dollars this morning.

我今早把5000美元弄丢了。

Oh, come on, this is life! Easy come easy go .

看开点吧，人生不就是这样，来得容易去得也快。

以上是一些看似很中式的表达，但是英语也是有用到的哟~ 下次想到不要怀疑自己的判断，大胆去说和使用叭！

我是 Jasmine

今天是我坚持日更的 第22/100 天

用生命影响生命

我愿意和你一起遇见 更优秀的自己 ！

求搞笑的中文式英语句子

1．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.

母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡

3 what’s up?

你上了吗？

4 we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

5．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.

人怕出名猪怕壮

7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,

brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

8．you me you me

彼此彼此

9．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

10．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

11．WATCH SISTER

表妹

12．American Chinese not enough

美中不足

13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

14．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

15．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

16．deepblue press

黯然销魂掌

17．If you want money,I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

18．I call Li old big. today year 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

19．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

20．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

21．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your

face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。

22. If you to me no three no four, I will give you some

colour to see see!

如果你对我不三不四，我将给你点颜色瞧瞧！！

23. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!

if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

24. Five women who don’t put on clothes play with ten

colour men happily.

五光十色

25. nine man’s power

九阳神功

26. nine women’s story

九阴真经

27. nine women catch a white bone

九阴白骨爪

28. Yelang is a big boy!

夜郎自大

29. guide of dog beating

打狗棒法