1、别跟我谈感情，谈感情伤钱。
2、Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.
3、你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。
4、You said it was cold, I said it was cold heart.
5、网课我真的听不进去，网恋我可以试试。
6、I really can't listen to the online class. I can try online love.
7、保持青春的秘诀，是有一颗不安分的心。
8、The secret of youth is to have a restless heart.
9、爱就一个字，我没做一次！
10、Love is just a word, I didn't do it once!
11、我害怕受伤害，我把自己包裹起来。
12、I was afraid of being hurt. I wrapped myself up.
13、有情人的过情人节，有敌人的过狄仁杰。
14、Valentine's day for lovers, and di Renjie for enemies.
15、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。
16、If you use the beauty trick, I will.
17、人生像打电话，不是你先挂就是我先挂。
18、Life is like a phone call, either you hang up or I hang up first.
19、人有三千烦恼丝，我只有一千五。
20、People have three thousand worries, I only have fifteen.
21、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！
22、Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
23、掉头发的时候感觉自己是一株蒲公英。
24、I feel like a dandelion when I lose my hair.
25、我有一颗早起的心，可我的被窝不同意。
26、I have a heart to get up early, but my bed doesn't agree.
27、相爱没有那么容易，每个人有他的鼻涕。
28、Love is not so easy, everyone has his nose.
29、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。
30、It's too hot this day. I want to find someone to cold war for a few days.
31、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。
32、Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.
33、跌倒了站起来，换个好看的姿势再倒下。
34、Fall down, stand up, change a good posture and then fall.
35、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。
36、Others laugh at my thick clothes, I laugh at others frozen through.
37、想跟你在一起，把蠢传给你。
38、I want to be with you and pass the fool on to you.
39、别和我谈恋爱，虚伪，有本事咱俩结婚。
40、Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy, we can get married.
41、累么？累就对了，舒服是留给死人的。
42、Tired? Tired on the right, comfortable is for the dead.
43、生活不止当下的苟且，还有前任的请帖。
44、Life is not only about the present, but also about the invitation from my Ex.
45、你有什么资格说我胖，你请我吃过什么。
46、What qualifications do you have to say I am fat? What did you treat me to eat.
47、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
48、Other people's money is my property.
49、是金子总会发光，要不然就会游泳。
50、Gold always glows, otherwise it can swim.
51、我的心是墓穴，怕死的都当不了主角。
52、My heart is a tomb. Those who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.
53、青楼满座，是因为人心寂寞。
54、Brothels are full of people, because people are lonely.
55、待你长发及腰，送你一把剪刀。
56、When you have long hair and waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
57、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！
58、Don't call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!
59、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！
60、If you want to live in the world, you'd better be a bachelor!
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old war for a few days.31、两耳不闻窗外事，一心只读电子书。32、Two ears do not listen to the outside of the window, read-only e-books.33、跌倒了站起