1、没有人不会累，只是每个人宣泄的方式不同，比如我：懒得说。
2、No one is not tired, but everyone has different ways of venting, such as me: lazy to say.
3、前面一只虫飞到我的数学题旁边，看了几眼题目死了。
4、A bug in front of me flew to my math problem and saw the problem dead.
5、每当我找到成功的钥匙，就有人偷偷把锁给换了。
6、Whenever I find the key to success, someone stealthily changes the lock.
7、孔子不能解决的问题，老子帮你解决。
8、I will help you solve the problems that Confucius can't solve.
9、减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直，你这体重，没到桥头船就沉了。
10、This kind of thing will never go straight from bridge to bridge. Your weight will sink before bridge.
11、早起的鸟儿有早饭吃，晚起的鸟儿有晚饭吃。
12、The early bird has breakfast, the late bird has supper.
13、即使失败，我也要继续下去，最起码凑个整，免得强迫症又犯了！
14、Even if I fail times, I will continue, at least to make a whole, so as not to make another obsessive-compulsive disorder!
15、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。
16、Looking at beauties in the street, the higher one is appreciation, and the lower one is rogue.
17、脚好冷，想借哪吒的风火轮踩几天。
18、My feet are cold. I want to step on Nezha's wind fire wheel for a few days.
19、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。
20、If I die, my first sentence is: don't be afraid of ghosts at last.
21、世界上没有无缘无故的爱，也没有无缘无故的恨，却偏偏有无缘无故的胖！
22、In the world, there is no unprovoked love, no unprovoked hate, but there is no unprovoked fat!
23、再丑也要谈恋爱，谈到世界充满爱。
24、No matter how ugly you are, you need to fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love.
25、每次聚会结束回到家里都会有深深的失落感，又没吃饱！
26、Every time I come home after the party, I feel deeply lost and not full!
27、上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，还会给你低的智商，以免你显得不协调。
28、God is fair. He gives you an ugly appearance and a low IQ so that you don't look out of tune.
29、聊着聊着就不回了，坟头信号不好吗？
30、I will not return after chatting. Is the grave signal bad?
31、去年我希望今年有个男朋友，很遗憾的说到明年应该也不会有。
32、Last year, I hope to have a boyfriend this year. I'm sorry to say that there should be no boyfriend next year.
33、我哪是什么朴实，节俭，会过日子的人，我只是单纯的穷而已。
34、What kind of simple, thrifty person am I? I'm just poor.
35、你要给我点颜色看看，我就让你知道花儿为什么这样红。
36、If you want to show me some color, I will let you know why the flowers are so red.
37、腾不出时间谈恋爱的人，迟早会腾得出时间来相亲。
38、Those who can't spare time to fall in love will, sooner or later, spare time to meet each other.
39、查完支付宝中的余额，我这颗悬着的心终于不跳了。
40、After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally did not jump.
41、不要在我的世界里玩火，否则你付不起这后果。
42、Don't play with fire in my world, or you can't afford it.
43、你若对自己的健康，一毛不拔，医院就会帮你拔得，一毛不剩！
44、If you are healthy to yourself, the hospital will help you to get rid of nothing!
45、别人都说我很瘦，我只是胖的不明显。
46、People say I'm thin, I'm just fat.
47、琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。
48、I can't do music, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm tired of washing and cooking.
49、一个人恍然大悟叫发现，一群人恍然大悟叫受骗。
50、A person's sudden realization is called discovery, and a group of people's sudden realization is called being deceived.
51、不想喝的酒先干为敬，不想见的人笑脸相迎。
52、Do not want to drink wine for the first respect, do not want to see people smile.
53、我看见前方黑暗的尽头，有光在等着我。
54、I saw the end of the darkness ahead, and there was light waiting for me.
55、时差就是，夏天已经到了，可身材还停在冬天。
56、Time difference is that summer has arrived, but the body still stops in winter.
57、昨晚我拿你的承诺去喂狗，第二天早上发现狗死了。
58、Last night I took your promise to feed the dog. The next morning I found the dog dead.
59、本想对男神来个回眸一笑，可未曾料到天太冷，笑出了一个鼻涕泡儿。
60、I wanted to look back and smile at the God of man, but I didn't expect it to be too cold, and I laughed out a snot bubble.
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！26、Every time I come home after the party, I feel deeply lost and not full!27、上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，还会给你低的智商，以免你显得不协调。28、God is fair
y with fire in my world, or you can't afford it.43、你若对自己的健康，一毛不拔，医院就会帮你拔得，一毛不剩！44、If you are healthy to